Archive for May, 2009

Contest Winners!

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

In chronological order of entry, the Contest Winners are:

  • June
  • Horace Gaims
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    Some things remain mysterious. Horace Gaims has elected to donate his hat to the erstwhile Cardinal Ratzinger and specified that it be made of cheese. Why cheese? Because “Ratz” like cheese? Who knows? Go figure.

  • Charlee  chuckfairyhat4
  • Lucky
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    There are three things Lucky doesn’t know in this picture:

    1. The cop who busted him will become Chief of Police.
    2. The cop who busted him will become his father-in-law.
    3. Rev will put a cartoon hat on him 38 years later.
  • cuz cuzwithhat3

And the Grand Prize is —- A Hat!  I will conspire with each winner to draw their very own Fabulous Cartoon Hat.  The sky’s the limit here.  Need a 1954 Oldsmobile on your hat?  You’ve got it.     We will then place your hat on an actual photograph of you.  And!  You’ll appear on www.toonstoonstoons.net wearing Your Hat.   If you’re shy about appearing on the World Stage, don’t worry, we can pull the hat down over your eyes.  It’ll give you that je ne sais quoi, that air of Cartoon Mystery.  So don’t delay.   Order yours today!  It’s Hat Day!

Image Without Comment

Sunday, May 24th, 2009

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The “Middle” Way

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

shieldv2Chuck the Chick asks, “Do you follow a spiritual path?”

“No, I’m a cartoonist.  I follow my middle finger.”

Colleen says it’s the cartoonist’s coat of arms.  But she doesn’t like the one at the top.

Bridget says it’s my divining rod.

How divine is that!

Foreclosure

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

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The Foreclosures of the Apocalypse by guest artist Colleen Nelson

Funny how the housing crisis seems to have disappeared from the front page.  I suppose that means everyone’s back in their house, right?

Of course, “housing crisis” is a misnomer.  The houses were fine.  They just stood there, ready to keep people warm and dry.

If the houses were fine, where was the crisis?  In the made-up stuff.  We call it finance, politics.  It’s all belief, a collective agreement to imagine a binding web, a collective imagining that escapes our control, fantasy stuff.  We’d call it make-believe if we saw it clearly.  “Let’s play Capitalism!”  But it takes on a life of its own.  We don’t know how to stop it.  So every day, its consequences are no less than life and death.

Nation: Beware what you imagine.

Paul Revere

Saturday, May 9th, 2009

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My homage to fellow political cartoonist Paul Revere.   Yup, political cartoonist Paul Revere.  Here is his cartoon sending the “Rescinders”  off to “A Warm Place — Hell”

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Paul Revere was a hothead, or, as he later said, “was a young man, zealous in the cause of liberty.”  In 1768 the Massachusetts Legislature passed a resolution opposing various taxes.  The Brits demanded that the legislature rescind it.  Seventeen voted to rescind,  kind of like Democrats voting for the FISA act.  Ninety-two voted nay.  Revere sent the 17 off to hell.  At left, one devil says, “Now I’ve got you, a fine haul, by Jove.”  “Push on, Tim,” a flying demon tells Timothy Ruggles.  Dr. John Calaf appears with a calf’s head.  The poem reads

On brave RESCINDERS to yon yawning Cell
SEVENTEEN such miscreants sure will startle Hell
There puny Villains damn’d for petty Sin
On such distinguished SCOUNDRELS gaze and grin
The outdone DEVIL will resign his sway
He never curst his MILLIONS in a day.

And the 92 who  stood their ground? Paul Revere created a silver punch bowl in their honor.  You’ve gotta love a revolution that’s got silver punch bowls.

Here is a detail from the Colonial forerunner of National Geographic: native tits.  Plus ca change, huh?

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And speaking of Colonial tits, here is “The Female Combatants, or, Who Shall”

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“I’ll force you to Obedience you Rebellious Slut”  “Liberty Liberty for ever Mother while I exist”  Yes, that’s right.  You just saw a 1776 cartoon of Britannia calling America a slut.

Sources:

Paul Revere’s Engravings by Clarence Brigham

Drawn & Quartered: The History of American Political Cartoons  by Stephen Hess and Sandy Northrop.

Looking

Friday, May 8th, 2009

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Contest!

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009

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I promised I’d get off the doom and gloom and get to something more cheerful.  Let’s have a contest!  Name this character.   Tell me what you know about this fabulous beastie.  I dibbs the cat.   The cat is the little creature on the left.  Its  name is Phoebe.  There is a prize.  I just haven’t decided what it is yet.  By the way, if you want to see any of these images larger, right click on them and choose “View Image”.

Say hello to the people, Phoebe.

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“Mrkrgnao”?  I wonder where she got that?

Mary’s Question

Monday, May 4th, 2009

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What sadness in eternity made them grow thorns?

Two Images Without Comment

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

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