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		<title>Me and Chavez</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hugo Chavez gave Obama a copy of Eduardo Galeano&#8217;s &#8220;Open Veins of Latin America: Five Centuries of Pillage of a Continent&#8221;. It immediately shot up to number 2 on Amazon. Curious as to how often the U.S. invades (oops, I mean &#8220;intervenes&#8221;) in  Latin America?  History of U.S. Interventions in Latin America lists over 50.  [...]]]></description>
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<p>Hugo Chavez gave Obama a copy of Eduardo Galeano&#8217;s &#8220;<a title="abebooks.com" href="http://www.abebooks.com/servlet/SearchResults?sts=t&amp;tn=the+open+veins+of+latin+america&amp;x=0&amp;y=0" target="_blank">Open Veins of Latin America: Five Centuries of Pillage of a Continent&#8221;. </a>It immediately shot up to number 2 on Amazon.</p>
<p>Curious as to how often the U.S. invades (oops, I mean &#8220;intervenes&#8221;) in  Latin America?  <a href="http://www2.truman.edu/~marc/resources/interventions.html" target="_blank">History of U.S. Interventions in Latin America</a> lists over 50.  That&#8217;s once every two or three years.  This list is not complete.  Maybe we were fighting Communism?  Nah! As you can see at another <a title="List of U.S. Interventions in Latin America" href="http://www.zompist.com/latam.html" target="_blank">List of U.S. Interventions in Latin America</a>, we&#8217;ve been doing it since before <a title="Communist Manifestoon" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbTIJ9_bLP4" target="_blank">Communism was invented</a>.</p>
<p>Here is a poem of Galeano&#8217;s that I love.  (Apologies for any mistakes in the Spanish.)</p>
<p>Cultura del Miedo</p>
<p>Si haces el amor, tendras SIDA<br />
Si fumas, tendras cancer<br />
Si comes tendras colesterol<br />
Si bebes, tendras accidentes<br />
Si respiras, tendras contaminacion<br />
Si caminas, tendras violencia<br />
Si lees, tendras confusion<br />
Si piensas, tendras anustia<br />
Si sientes, tendras lcura<br />
Si hablas, perderas el empleo</p>
<p>Culture of Fear</p>
<p>If you make love, you&#8217;ll get AIDS<br />
If you smoke, you&#8217;ll get cancer<br />
If you eat, you&#8217;ll get colesterol<br />
If you drink, you&#8217;ll get into accidents<br />
If you walk, you&#8217;ll get mugged<br />
If you read, you&#8217;ll get confused<br />
If you think, you&#8217;ll get depressed<br />
If you feel, you&#8217;ll go crazy<br />
If you talk, you&#8217;ll lose your job</p>
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